What are some websites for teenagers to get guaranteed jobs?

I'm 17 and live in Oakland, CA and I need a job now. Can someone please give me some good webites to look at.What are some websites for teenagers to get guaranteed jobs?
You can work with the office of Greater Urban Affairs Coalition in oakland or with Oakland鈥檚 Community Bank of the Bay.What are some websites for teenagers to get guaranteed jobs?
It's a very well-kept secret on how to make a lot of money on your own [and the assistance of another person] during the Christmas season:





1. Set up a card table near the entrance of a mall or major tourist shopping site and stack on the table colorful wrapping materials, papers, ribbons, small cards, bows, etc.





2. Place a large handwritten sign which says: ';Gift Wrapping Here and Reasonable Too.';





3. You are now in the business of ';Gift Wrapping,'; and you'll will be deluged with business since the majority of major department stores, especially ';discount'; stores no longer offer ';free'; giftwrapping services and in may cases, they have eliminated the giftwrapping department altogether. It has happened at Macy's in downtown L.A. -- they to do provide giftwapping whatsoever, free or paid.





Here's a gift wrapping tutorial:





http://dandeedesigns.blogspot[dot]com/20鈥?/a>





You may have to remove the parentheses [dot] and insert a period (.) in its place in order to link to the tutorial.





Good luck!
No such thing as a guarantee. You have to just pound the pavement like everybody else. Look in the local classifieds, dress neat and tidy (no jeans or tee's) and go around and start filling out applications. Be courteous (yes, sir...no, ma'am) and don't let the first thing out of your mouth be ';how much does it pay?'; You need a job. Be thankful if you find one.
There is no such thing as a guaranteed job.